What in the world is that smell?
- Suspect: Wet winter boots
- Suspect:Josh
- Case: unresolved, lack of evidence. although I was tempted to take fingerprints.
- Located:Downstairs in his dirty clothes basket. Also located missing slinky.
- Case: Still under investigation. Parent/Teacher conferences provided some clues.
Where is Aaron's cell phone?
- Facts: last seen Sunday at 4:00 pm in the family room before he left to the Stake Fireside.
- Suspects: The Younger Brothers
- Progress: I have interrogated Suspects. No success in breaking them until about 10 minutes ago.
Me: "What happened to it?"
Joe: "I took it and flushed it down the toilet."
Case solved. It only took 4 days to break him! Now I am going to break him again.
I guess Joe is getting Aaron a really nice gift this year.
I am just grateful all those hours of CSI are really paying off!
4 comments:
I need your help -- there is a smell in my house I can't find. How much does your expertise cost per hour? I will pay travel and expenses (within reason. No buying steak on the road). :) You are awesome.
What?! Will a cell phone really go down the toilet? That's no good.
Kelli - I have to be honest. I have spent the last hour going through your blog and have laughed for 95% of that time. The cruise sounds like it was a blast. I had a hard time getting used to the grow up faces of your family. They were all so little last time I saw them. Awesome. Oh, one other thing--there is a rattle in the ceiling everytime the furnace goes on. LOL
Hey, I thought this was going to be a countdown, where are #'s 44-1?
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